Thursday, October 30, 2008
Acting childish at adult activities
*warning* this blog covers some adult topics that I know will offend a couple of my subscribers. You may wish to skip this one.
I enjoy studying other languages. I may not be good at them but I do have fun. Over the years I have tackled German, Spanish, Hebrew, Japanese and ASL. Funny because I don't even talk much in my native tongue. Maybe I am looking for one that clicks. Something that better expresses what is going on in my heart and head. I have considered Klingon next…
Any way, so it has been years since I studied ASL but it was probably the one I most fluent in, next to English. This morning I attended a lecture that was given in ASL. Fortunately it can be relatively easy to follow even if one has forgotten much. I enjoyed it quite a bit and cursed myself for slacking on my practice and, as is typical for me since there seem to be some lessons I never learn, losing contact with my deaf friends.
After a phone call to connect with another old friend, I worked a few hours before heading to another lecture. This one at my favorite sex shop.
OMG! It was a riot! I had been looking forward to it anyway since it was on one of my favorite topics but then I got the added treat of ASL interpreters.
I enjoy watching interpreters on even the most mundane of topics but this was fantastic. As is customary, there were two interpreters who would switch off. Both happened to be male tonight.
My favorite was great because of the enthusiasm he put into it and I finally got to learn all those dirty words my ALS instructor refused to teach us (hell, even my high school German teacher was willing to share them as words we were not supposed to use). As one might suspect, even your average 8-year-old would be able to understand most of them pretty clearly and they were damned amusing. Even the ones you might not guess in advance were pretty clear once you know what they are. Although I do not know this man personally, considering the glee with which he signed such things as "strap-on," "fisting," and "lube both the asshole and the butt plug" I feel pretty safe assuming he is also a pervert.
The other man was also hilarious to watch but for exactly the opposite reason. His obvious discomfort made me giggle out loud on several occasions even just with terms for "erection" and "clit" not to mention the juicier (no pun intended!) topics. Needless to say, he kept turning things back over to the first guy after only a few sentences. It does make me wonder if they are told about the topic of discussion before they are hired for a job.
So, I spent the evening giggling like a little kid because people were discussing topics that normally I can chat about quite nicely like an adult but really, I just couldn't help it when watching a man essentially pantomiming tiny cocks, wet pussies, giant dildos and the differences between loving caresses and hot and heavy ass sex. Sometimes it is good to not grow up.
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Victims
It is the time of year that makes me want to hibernate. As the leaves on the trees become scarce, my desire to see other people disappears as well. Already there have been several parties I was scheduled to attend that instead were left wondering what happened to me. Seems this year will be particularly bad for I have started early and am neglecting the courtesy to notify my hosts in advance. It isn't the weather that gets to me, it is the people and this year I am finding people to be especially irksome.
I am tired of the victim mentality that is so prevalent. Sick to death of listening to people complain about how someone took advantage of them. It is always another person's fault.
"I didn't know any better"
"They used me"
"So-and-so said it was okay"
"X doesn't like me. He/She must be sexist/racist/homophobic/fill-in-the-blank-with-whatever-makes-you-different"
Maybe they don't like you because you are a whiny idiot!
Good god!
Grow up. Take responsibility for yourself. Recognize that not everyone is going to like you. Educate yourself. Grow a pair (tits/balls, I don't care. Take your pick.) and stand up for yourself rather than constantly complaining to others after the fact. Stop using this crap as an excuse for your inadequacies. Admit your mistakes, do your best to fix them and move on!
You want to be lazy? Fine, be lazy, but accept that your life will never be anything other than mediocre at best and stop expecting the rest of the world to slow down and wait for you or pick up your slack.
The next person I hear whine that their mortgage company took advantage of them (News Flash: *no* company has your best interests at heart!) is getting buried in their backyard. No need to worry about losing your house, you'll be there forever! Glad I could help.
Next asshat who sobs about his investments that were worth $200K last month and are now sitting around $12,000 is getting hit in the head, repeatedly, with a briefcase full of bricks. I don't care what your financial advisor told you, I know you got the "past performance is no indicator…" speech and choose to ignore it.
Nor do I care if teens called you names. That's what they do. You did it and now it is the next generation's turn.
Your professor did not give you a bad grade because he hates women. He did it because you are stupid. Doesn't matter that you get A's in your other classes. Hell, those are the professors who are disrespecting you!
Dude, it isn't that people won't help you because you are Black; it is because you are a jerk and they don't want to be around you for a minute longer than necessary.
Guess what. Your neighbors don't dislike you because you are a lesbian. They dislike you because you are a spoiled princess who expects everyone else to take care of you. The fact that you were too spacey to put your shoes on when you left your apartment doesn't inspire them to carry your trash to the dumpster. It makes them want to slap you.
Your girlfriend didn't cheat on you because she was using you. She did it because what you are calling a girlfriend is someone you met at the bar last week and fucked a couple times. I love sex as much as the next person but it takes more than take to make a relationship and what the hell are you doing claiming a relationship with someone you have only known a week?!?
You missing the bus is not due to some giant conspiracy. Nor is the cafe running out of pumpkin chai (Gotta say though that getting the last cup of it and then secretly sipping it while you bitch about it made it taste even better!!! Yeah, I've got my own damned flaws to work on…)
Perhaps a little introspection is in order here people! A few hours spent wondering how you might be contributing to the problem. Maybe learn some new skills. Tackle a flaw or two.
I have had it with these people. Tried talking to them about it. Let them know that I felt they were going overboard. Tried to get them to visit about something positive. Something they could do to make things better. Now I am done. I have a hard enough time being optimistic during the holidays and have no desire at all to hang with people who just wish to wallow in negativity without taking the initiative to do something about it. Who just want to be victims instead of in control of their own lives.
See ya bastards in January! Then, at least for a couple weeks, you will make resolutions and pretend like things are going to be different. At least until all the champagne wears off.
I am tired of the victim mentality that is so prevalent. Sick to death of listening to people complain about how someone took advantage of them. It is always another person's fault.
"I didn't know any better"
"They used me"
"So-and-so said it was okay"
"X doesn't like me. He/She must be sexist/racist/homophobic/fill-in-the-blank-with-whatever-makes-you-different"
Maybe they don't like you because you are a whiny idiot!
Good god!
Grow up. Take responsibility for yourself. Recognize that not everyone is going to like you. Educate yourself. Grow a pair (tits/balls, I don't care. Take your pick.) and stand up for yourself rather than constantly complaining to others after the fact. Stop using this crap as an excuse for your inadequacies. Admit your mistakes, do your best to fix them and move on!
You want to be lazy? Fine, be lazy, but accept that your life will never be anything other than mediocre at best and stop expecting the rest of the world to slow down and wait for you or pick up your slack.
The next person I hear whine that their mortgage company took advantage of them (News Flash: *no* company has your best interests at heart!) is getting buried in their backyard. No need to worry about losing your house, you'll be there forever! Glad I could help.
Next asshat who sobs about his investments that were worth $200K last month and are now sitting around $12,000 is getting hit in the head, repeatedly, with a briefcase full of bricks. I don't care what your financial advisor told you, I know you got the "past performance is no indicator…" speech and choose to ignore it.
Nor do I care if teens called you names. That's what they do. You did it and now it is the next generation's turn.
Your professor did not give you a bad grade because he hates women. He did it because you are stupid. Doesn't matter that you get A's in your other classes. Hell, those are the professors who are disrespecting you!
Dude, it isn't that people won't help you because you are Black; it is because you are a jerk and they don't want to be around you for a minute longer than necessary.
Guess what. Your neighbors don't dislike you because you are a lesbian. They dislike you because you are a spoiled princess who expects everyone else to take care of you. The fact that you were too spacey to put your shoes on when you left your apartment doesn't inspire them to carry your trash to the dumpster. It makes them want to slap you.
Your girlfriend didn't cheat on you because she was using you. She did it because what you are calling a girlfriend is someone you met at the bar last week and fucked a couple times. I love sex as much as the next person but it takes more than take to make a relationship and what the hell are you doing claiming a relationship with someone you have only known a week?!?
You missing the bus is not due to some giant conspiracy. Nor is the cafe running out of pumpkin chai (Gotta say though that getting the last cup of it and then secretly sipping it while you bitch about it made it taste even better!!! Yeah, I've got my own damned flaws to work on…)
Perhaps a little introspection is in order here people! A few hours spent wondering how you might be contributing to the problem. Maybe learn some new skills. Tackle a flaw or two.
I have had it with these people. Tried talking to them about it. Let them know that I felt they were going overboard. Tried to get them to visit about something positive. Something they could do to make things better. Now I am done. I have a hard enough time being optimistic during the holidays and have no desire at all to hang with people who just wish to wallow in negativity without taking the initiative to do something about it. Who just want to be victims instead of in control of their own lives.
See ya bastards in January! Then, at least for a couple weeks, you will make resolutions and pretend like things are going to be different. At least until all the champagne wears off.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Origami Bank folds in Japan
heheh...thanks Scott Peterson! This one was too good to lose.
Origami Bank folds in Japan
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Following the financial crisis on Wall Street, uncertainty has now hit the banking sector in Japan.
In the last seven days the Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
A spokesman for Haiku Holdings was lost for words over the financial crisis, while according to rumors Nippon Bank was starting to feel the pinch.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared staff may get a raw deal.
Meanwhile Geisha Bank has bowed to the inevitable and shut.
One trader lamented: "It's all gone to Shiitake."
Origami Bank folds in Japan
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Following the financial crisis on Wall Street, uncertainty has now hit the banking sector in Japan.
In the last seven days the Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
A spokesman for Haiku Holdings was lost for words over the financial crisis, while according to rumors Nippon Bank was starting to feel the pinch.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared staff may get a raw deal.
Meanwhile Geisha Bank has bowed to the inevitable and shut.
One trader lamented: "It's all gone to Shiitake."
More survey-goodness
Why do I have a feeling that this is going to end up here three times?!? Oh right, because MySpazz is acting up again! >:-(
Not nearly as long as some of the ones I have been known to crank out. Just passing some time at work and indulging some of my self-grandiose illusions.
Who was the first person you talked to today?
Barry
Favorite drink?
water, pina colada, Godiva dark cocoa, Guinness, latte, cherry Pepsi, Monster…I could go on and on.
Favorite pie?
sweet potato
What was the last movie you watched?
Saw IV
Have you ever dyed your hair an unnatural color?
every chance I get
Regular Cheetos or hot?
flamin' hot
Are you scared of spiders?
only if they sneak up on me. Then it is more the element of surprise more than a fear of spiders.
Ever bite someone else's tongue?
yep
Whose birthday is coming up?
mine!
What's the best feeling in the world?
Being held when you're crying by someone who cares.
What is wrong with you right now?
I am a sick & twisted individual.
Would you ever dye your hair blonde?
I used to years ago but I look like crud as a blond, I just did it so I could put in a colored rinse every day and match my hair to my clothes.
Last time consumed alcohol?
Saturday
What were you doing at 8 o'clock this morning?
on my way to the gym
Last thing you purchased?
protein drink
Last thing you ate?
almonds
Last text message says?
I'm at Hard Times.
Are you a heavy sleeper?
like a rock unless I am really stressed, then I tend to get insomnia.
Are you mean?
I can be a real ass at times.
Last thing you bought over 50 dollars?
Gas.
Favorite pair of shoes:
If I am mostly getting to sit around? Then my black stilettos with the gold heels and chains around the ankle. If I am actually doing stuff? My black Harley boots with the silver studded band around the ankle.
Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
depends on my mood...but usually aggressive
Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
once :)
Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
also once but it was a different time
What was the first cigarette you ever smoked?
it was an unfiltered camel from dad
What was the reason you last received flowers?
I have no idea
When was the last time someone bought you get well soon stuff?
I have never been given Get Well Soon stuff
Have you ever donated blood?
yes
Who was the last person to cook you dinner?
Sam
Have sex on your mind?
always (okay, almost always)
What movie do you really want to see?
Saw V, Friday!!!
What's on your agenda for tomorrow?
gym, work, dinner with a friend, meeting
What shirt are you wearing?
black tee with a picture of Animal from Sesame Street and says "I'm a freak!"
Have you ever seen somebody get shot?
yes
Where did you last spend the night other than your house?
hotel
Last thing you got in the mail?
Comcast bill, trash bill, 8 political flyers, Ulta coupon
What x-rays have you gotten, and what's the most recent one taken?
chest, head and knee, most recent was chest
You're in the hospital, who on your TOP friends would come to visit you?
I likely wouldn't tell anyone. Never have in the past. Who the hell wants to listen to me whine?
Do you think you have made a difference in anyone's life?
I like to think so but may just be deluding myself.
Were you sad at all this week?
yes
Do you like who you are as a person?
for the most part I think I am pretty awesome
What's something you eat or drink other people would think is nasty?
lots of people think protein drinks are nasty and I live off of them
What color are you toe nails?
Right now they are natural
What color are your finger nails?
Dark metallic red
What color are your underwear?
black
What would be your dream job?
Forensic scientist
Do you swear often?
Yes, I am considering cutting back
Have you ever jumped from a roof into a pool?
No, but I have jumped from a roof onto the ground.
When was your last nightmare?
Over the weekend. I have them often.
What is the stinkiest thing you've ever smelled?
Rotting flesh that was in a sealed plastic container
Have you ever fallen in public?
Yes! In front of a big crowd at the club for no apparent reason. No clue what happened but landed face first and thought I was going to lose my front teeth.
Have you ever danced the Macarena?
Yep!
Last person to give you a piggyback ride?
hehe…I am fricking huge! Very few people can give me a piggy back ride. That being said, Mark did and it did keep me from ruining my shoes or having to run around barefoot.
Held hands with the opposite sex in the past 3 days?
yes
Lines from a song your currently listening to?
"So what am I not supposed to have an opinion?
Should I be quiet because I'm a woman?
Call me a bitch cause I speak what's on my mind.
Guess it's easier for you to swallow if I sat and smiled"
Who did you last go out to eat with and where?
Sam & Andy, we went to the Gopher Bar
Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
yep
Do you know a member of the opposite sex with a lip ring?
yes
What was the last reason you went to the doctor for?
hands and feet were acting up. Don't know why I bother; the doctors are worthless!
Have you ever in any way, been betrayed by someone you trust?
yes
Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
Zac
Have you ever worn false eyelashes?
yes, if it didn't take me so long to get them on evenly I'd wear them more often
Do you find guys with facial piercings attractive?
usually but it has to be done well
Have you ever crimped your hair?
yes, it is long enough to do so now
Who was the last person to insult you to your face?
some chick at the gym
Who told you they loved you last?
it has been a long time
If you could move somewhere else, would you? and where?
sure. Queens, NY. Berlin, Germany. Anchorage, AK. Sidney, Australia. Tokyo, Japan. Line up a job for me and I am there!
Have you ever brushed your teeth with somebody else's toothbrush?
yes
Do you ever over think a situation?
far too often!
Have you ever had family photos taken?
no, when I was a kid we were too broke and now I am my own family. I suppose in that way, all my photos are family photos. :)
Played the Nintendo Wii?
no but I really want one!
Learned from your mistakes?
I try to but I am sure there are some I still need to learn from.
Did you go out with anyone this past Valentine's day?
no, I worked and then went to school. Afterward I was happily surprised by a home visit instead and we stayed in and watched movies while nibbling Godiva.
What's the longest you've ever talked on the phone?
about 7 hours. Amazing because I don't like to talk on the phone but long distance relationships are like that.
Who will you be sleeping with tonight?
Toki, Pietro, Francesca, Mira, Luccia. Until I turn the heat on, my bed is going to be awfully crowded.
Favorite vacation you've ever been on?
Europe.
How many people in this world could you tell anything to?
None
Would you rather be ugly and smart or gorgeous and dumb as a box of hair?
ugly and smart. Looks only take you so far and can be more of a curse than anything.
Would you rather swim with Great White Sharks or lay in a pit of Cobras?
Sharks
What is your favorite breakfast meal?
I usually drink breakfast because I am not a morning person but if I am going to make it, I love omelets. French toast and bacon is fantastic if I am getting fancy. A bagel with cream cheese, lox, red onion and capers is also quite tasty and travels well.
Do you like long car rides?
love them! Road trips are my preferred mode of travel unless I am going overseas.
How much money do you have on you?
about 17 cents
What is your favorite dessert?
authentic Schwartzwald kirche torte. Heavenly!
Do you like cotton candy?
very much! Someday I want to get one of those kits to make it at home and make a cotton candy mummy!
Do you own a pair of boots with the fur?
I have a pair of boots with long white fur but the fur is fake.
Do you own a waffle iron?
yep
Have you ever had a bad haircut?
oh my, yes!
Do you like to bet on horse or dog races?
I used to go to the horse track but it has been years.
Would you go to the moon if you could?
you bet!
What type of alcoholic drink do you order at the bar?
I usually just stick to Guinness
Would you eat a live spider if somebody was going to pay you 5000 dollars to do it?
I hate to admit it but I probably would. Normally I wouldn't harm one but I might make the exception. Sad.
Do you have anyone crushing on you?
no clue
Have you ever had something stuck between your teeth, but no one decided to tell you?
yes
What was the last gift someone gave you?
car washes!!! (and the makeout session that went along with them!)
Do you appreciate that person?
indeed, very much!
What was the last gift you gave someone else?
hehe...it was incredibly cheesy. I made a CD and a book to go along with it.
Do you like picnics?
love 'em!
Have you ever been to world trade center?
I have been to the hole where the WTC used to be
Ever bought something from an adult store?
often enough that I could start my own with just what is sitting in my living room right now.
Ever played strip poker?
yes
Kissed someone of the same sex?
yes
How many drinks til your drunk?
it depends really on my mood and what I am drinking
What is your favorite shot?
tequila
Have you ever had sex...
On a kitchen table?
yes
In the rain?
yes
In a police car?
no
Over a sink?
yes
In a car?
yes
On the beach?
yes
Ever been given a promise ring?
no. I don't even know what a promise ring is.
When did you last give or receive flowers?
A couple months ago I gave flowers to the hostess of a party I attended.
Last time you went out of town?
almost a year ago
When is the last time you were in a swimming pool?
it has been years. I hate chlorine.
Name three things that are physically close to you:
phone, bottle of water, bottle of nail polish
Do you enjoy sleeping late?
yes, I prefer to go to bed when the sun is getting up.
What's the weather like right now?
perfect! 55 and sunny. Autumn is my favorite time of year!
Do you collect anything? If so, what?
dragons
What's your favorite food?
right now I'll say steak. I could really go for a steak.
Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Only if you count stalkers. Either that or they were so secret that I never found out. Never had the kind that left cute notes or teddy bears, just decapitated animals.
Do like to draw?
yes
What's your favorite invention?
vibrators
Is your room messy?
yes
What do you like better: oranges or apples?
apples
Do you give in easily?
no. I can be ornery
What's your favorite day of the week and why?
Sundays, I tend to save them for lounging about and relaxing with people I care about.
Have you ever been scuba diving?
yes
Do you enjoy challenges?
Depends on the challenge but overall yes.
What's the worst injury you have had?
Broken heart
Do you need to do laundry?
It seems that I always need to do laundry.
What's your ringtone?
"Hey, Mickey!" en espanol
Do you have any obsessions right now?
always
What's your favorite fruity scent?
cherry.
Has a rumor even been spread about you?
That's an understatement. If my life were even half as exciting as it is in the rumors I would be famous!
Does anything hurt on your body?
legs but they are supposed to
What would you say if your most recent ex just showed up at your house?
What do you want? The divorce is done; the house is mine. Go away.
Have you ever been called a bitch ?
Often enough that it ought to be on my driver's license
Is there a guy that knows everything about you?
no, not any more
Have you told anybody you loved them today ?
no
What are you doing for your next birthday?
What ever I damned well feel like! Getting a massage and going out for lunch. The rest I am going to leave up to my mood.
Do you like surprises?
very much!
Are people annoying?
Yes, especially me.
Would you share your drink with a stranger?
Yes. I have even shared my bottle of water with the yahoo who slammed into the side of my rental car.
Have you ever, in any way, been betrayed by someone you trusted?
Yes
Do you sleep on your stomach?
no...my boobs are way too big to do so comfortably. I sleep on my side.
Do you have a friend you can tell stuff to and you're sure they won't tell anyone?
no
Is there someone you want to fight?
only for fun
Not nearly as long as some of the ones I have been known to crank out. Just passing some time at work and indulging some of my self-grandiose illusions.
Who was the first person you talked to today?
Barry
Favorite drink?
water, pina colada, Godiva dark cocoa, Guinness, latte, cherry Pepsi, Monster…I could go on and on.
Favorite pie?
sweet potato
What was the last movie you watched?
Saw IV
Have you ever dyed your hair an unnatural color?
every chance I get
Regular Cheetos or hot?
flamin' hot
Are you scared of spiders?
only if they sneak up on me. Then it is more the element of surprise more than a fear of spiders.
Ever bite someone else's tongue?
yep
Whose birthday is coming up?
mine!
What's the best feeling in the world?
Being held when you're crying by someone who cares.
What is wrong with you right now?
I am a sick & twisted individual.
Would you ever dye your hair blonde?
I used to years ago but I look like crud as a blond, I just did it so I could put in a colored rinse every day and match my hair to my clothes.
Last time consumed alcohol?
Saturday
What were you doing at 8 o'clock this morning?
on my way to the gym
Last thing you purchased?
protein drink
Last thing you ate?
almonds
Last text message says?
I'm at Hard Times.
Are you a heavy sleeper?
like a rock unless I am really stressed, then I tend to get insomnia.
Are you mean?
I can be a real ass at times.
Last thing you bought over 50 dollars?
Gas.
Favorite pair of shoes:
If I am mostly getting to sit around? Then my black stilettos with the gold heels and chains around the ankle. If I am actually doing stuff? My black Harley boots with the silver studded band around the ankle.
Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
depends on my mood...but usually aggressive
Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
once :)
Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
also once but it was a different time
What was the first cigarette you ever smoked?
it was an unfiltered camel from dad
What was the reason you last received flowers?
I have no idea
When was the last time someone bought you get well soon stuff?
I have never been given Get Well Soon stuff
Have you ever donated blood?
yes
Who was the last person to cook you dinner?
Sam
Have sex on your mind?
always (okay, almost always)
What movie do you really want to see?
Saw V, Friday!!!
What's on your agenda for tomorrow?
gym, work, dinner with a friend, meeting
What shirt are you wearing?
black tee with a picture of Animal from Sesame Street and says "I'm a freak!"
Have you ever seen somebody get shot?
yes
Where did you last spend the night other than your house?
hotel
Last thing you got in the mail?
Comcast bill, trash bill, 8 political flyers, Ulta coupon
What x-rays have you gotten, and what's the most recent one taken?
chest, head and knee, most recent was chest
You're in the hospital, who on your TOP friends would come to visit you?
I likely wouldn't tell anyone. Never have in the past. Who the hell wants to listen to me whine?
Do you think you have made a difference in anyone's life?
I like to think so but may just be deluding myself.
Were you sad at all this week?
yes
Do you like who you are as a person?
for the most part I think I am pretty awesome
What's something you eat or drink other people would think is nasty?
lots of people think protein drinks are nasty and I live off of them
What color are you toe nails?
Right now they are natural
What color are your finger nails?
Dark metallic red
What color are your underwear?
black
What would be your dream job?
Forensic scientist
Do you swear often?
Yes, I am considering cutting back
Have you ever jumped from a roof into a pool?
No, but I have jumped from a roof onto the ground.
When was your last nightmare?
Over the weekend. I have them often.
What is the stinkiest thing you've ever smelled?
Rotting flesh that was in a sealed plastic container
Have you ever fallen in public?
Yes! In front of a big crowd at the club for no apparent reason. No clue what happened but landed face first and thought I was going to lose my front teeth.
Have you ever danced the Macarena?
Yep!
Last person to give you a piggyback ride?
hehe…I am fricking huge! Very few people can give me a piggy back ride. That being said, Mark did and it did keep me from ruining my shoes or having to run around barefoot.
Held hands with the opposite sex in the past 3 days?
yes
Lines from a song your currently listening to?
"So what am I not supposed to have an opinion?
Should I be quiet because I'm a woman?
Call me a bitch cause I speak what's on my mind.
Guess it's easier for you to swallow if I sat and smiled"
Who did you last go out to eat with and where?
Sam & Andy, we went to the Gopher Bar
Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
yep
Do you know a member of the opposite sex with a lip ring?
yes
What was the last reason you went to the doctor for?
hands and feet were acting up. Don't know why I bother; the doctors are worthless!
Have you ever in any way, been betrayed by someone you trust?
yes
Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
Zac
Have you ever worn false eyelashes?
yes, if it didn't take me so long to get them on evenly I'd wear them more often
Do you find guys with facial piercings attractive?
usually but it has to be done well
Have you ever crimped your hair?
yes, it is long enough to do so now
Who was the last person to insult you to your face?
some chick at the gym
Who told you they loved you last?
it has been a long time
If you could move somewhere else, would you? and where?
sure. Queens, NY. Berlin, Germany. Anchorage, AK. Sidney, Australia. Tokyo, Japan. Line up a job for me and I am there!
Have you ever brushed your teeth with somebody else's toothbrush?
yes
Do you ever over think a situation?
far too often!
Have you ever had family photos taken?
no, when I was a kid we were too broke and now I am my own family. I suppose in that way, all my photos are family photos. :)
Played the Nintendo Wii?
no but I really want one!
Learned from your mistakes?
I try to but I am sure there are some I still need to learn from.
Did you go out with anyone this past Valentine's day?
no, I worked and then went to school. Afterward I was happily surprised by a home visit instead and we stayed in and watched movies while nibbling Godiva.
What's the longest you've ever talked on the phone?
about 7 hours. Amazing because I don't like to talk on the phone but long distance relationships are like that.
Who will you be sleeping with tonight?
Toki, Pietro, Francesca, Mira, Luccia. Until I turn the heat on, my bed is going to be awfully crowded.
Favorite vacation you've ever been on?
Europe.
How many people in this world could you tell anything to?
None
Would you rather be ugly and smart or gorgeous and dumb as a box of hair?
ugly and smart. Looks only take you so far and can be more of a curse than anything.
Would you rather swim with Great White Sharks or lay in a pit of Cobras?
Sharks
What is your favorite breakfast meal?
I usually drink breakfast because I am not a morning person but if I am going to make it, I love omelets. French toast and bacon is fantastic if I am getting fancy. A bagel with cream cheese, lox, red onion and capers is also quite tasty and travels well.
Do you like long car rides?
love them! Road trips are my preferred mode of travel unless I am going overseas.
How much money do you have on you?
about 17 cents
What is your favorite dessert?
authentic Schwartzwald kirche torte. Heavenly!
Do you like cotton candy?
very much! Someday I want to get one of those kits to make it at home and make a cotton candy mummy!
Do you own a pair of boots with the fur?
I have a pair of boots with long white fur but the fur is fake.
Do you own a waffle iron?
yep
Have you ever had a bad haircut?
oh my, yes!
Do you like to bet on horse or dog races?
I used to go to the horse track but it has been years.
Would you go to the moon if you could?
you bet!
What type of alcoholic drink do you order at the bar?
I usually just stick to Guinness
Would you eat a live spider if somebody was going to pay you 5000 dollars to do it?
I hate to admit it but I probably would. Normally I wouldn't harm one but I might make the exception. Sad.
Do you have anyone crushing on you?
no clue
Have you ever had something stuck between your teeth, but no one decided to tell you?
yes
What was the last gift someone gave you?
car washes!!! (and the makeout session that went along with them!)
Do you appreciate that person?
indeed, very much!
What was the last gift you gave someone else?
hehe...it was incredibly cheesy. I made a CD and a book to go along with it.
Do you like picnics?
love 'em!
Have you ever been to world trade center?
I have been to the hole where the WTC used to be
Ever bought something from an adult store?
often enough that I could start my own with just what is sitting in my living room right now.
Ever played strip poker?
yes
Kissed someone of the same sex?
yes
How many drinks til your drunk?
it depends really on my mood and what I am drinking
What is your favorite shot?
tequila
Have you ever had sex...
On a kitchen table?
yes
In the rain?
yes
In a police car?
no
Over a sink?
yes
In a car?
yes
On the beach?
yes
Ever been given a promise ring?
no. I don't even know what a promise ring is.
When did you last give or receive flowers?
A couple months ago I gave flowers to the hostess of a party I attended.
Last time you went out of town?
almost a year ago
When is the last time you were in a swimming pool?
it has been years. I hate chlorine.
Name three things that are physically close to you:
phone, bottle of water, bottle of nail polish
Do you enjoy sleeping late?
yes, I prefer to go to bed when the sun is getting up.
What's the weather like right now?
perfect! 55 and sunny. Autumn is my favorite time of year!
Do you collect anything? If so, what?
dragons
What's your favorite food?
right now I'll say steak. I could really go for a steak.
Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Only if you count stalkers. Either that or they were so secret that I never found out. Never had the kind that left cute notes or teddy bears, just decapitated animals.
Do like to draw?
yes
What's your favorite invention?
vibrators
Is your room messy?
yes
What do you like better: oranges or apples?
apples
Do you give in easily?
no. I can be ornery
What's your favorite day of the week and why?
Sundays, I tend to save them for lounging about and relaxing with people I care about.
Have you ever been scuba diving?
yes
Do you enjoy challenges?
Depends on the challenge but overall yes.
What's the worst injury you have had?
Broken heart
Do you need to do laundry?
It seems that I always need to do laundry.
What's your ringtone?
"Hey, Mickey!" en espanol
Do you have any obsessions right now?
always
What's your favorite fruity scent?
cherry.
Has a rumor even been spread about you?
That's an understatement. If my life were even half as exciting as it is in the rumors I would be famous!
Does anything hurt on your body?
legs but they are supposed to
What would you say if your most recent ex just showed up at your house?
What do you want? The divorce is done; the house is mine. Go away.
Have you ever been called a bitch ?
Often enough that it ought to be on my driver's license
Is there a guy that knows everything about you?
no, not any more
Have you told anybody you loved them today ?
no
What are you doing for your next birthday?
What ever I damned well feel like! Getting a massage and going out for lunch. The rest I am going to leave up to my mood.
Do you like surprises?
very much!
Are people annoying?
Yes, especially me.
Would you share your drink with a stranger?
Yes. I have even shared my bottle of water with the yahoo who slammed into the side of my rental car.
Have you ever, in any way, been betrayed by someone you trusted?
Yes
Do you sleep on your stomach?
no...my boobs are way too big to do so comfortably. I sleep on my side.
Do you have a friend you can tell stuff to and you're sure they won't tell anyone?
no
Is there someone you want to fight?
only for fun
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Things today
When I bought my window fan last year, it came with a remote control. At the time I laughed, what the hell kind of lazy fuck can't get up and adjust the fan when it needs it - it isn't like a TV where you are constantly fiddling with things - set it up and let it blow.
Well, this morning, with my bedroom a balmy 48 degrees and cats snuggled in all around me for warmth, it finally came to me why one might want a remote control. My arm reluctantly revealed itself from under the covers and went fishing about in the nightstand drawer in a attempt to locate the aforementioned remote and hoping against hope that the batteries still worked. Even a heathen such as myself has been known to pray under such circumstances on a Sunday morn.
brrr.....
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I am curious why someone would put on a long flowing skirt and then wear, over the top of it, a pair of panties, and not cute lacy ones with bows but big ol' cotton grandma panties.
I am tempted to go over and ask her but then again if she were to ask me why I am wearing my usual uniform of a t-shirt and jeans with the underthings inside, I have no better response than custom and convenience.
Perhaps it is better not to know.
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This is fantastic!
Well, this morning, with my bedroom a balmy 48 degrees and cats snuggled in all around me for warmth, it finally came to me why one might want a remote control. My arm reluctantly revealed itself from under the covers and went fishing about in the nightstand drawer in a attempt to locate the aforementioned remote and hoping against hope that the batteries still worked. Even a heathen such as myself has been known to pray under such circumstances on a Sunday morn.
brrr.....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I am curious why someone would put on a long flowing skirt and then wear, over the top of it, a pair of panties, and not cute lacy ones with bows but big ol' cotton grandma panties.
I am tempted to go over and ask her but then again if she were to ask me why I am wearing my usual uniform of a t-shirt and jeans with the underthings inside, I have no better response than custom and convenience.
Perhaps it is better not to know.
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This is fantastic!
Monday, October 13, 2008
Other people’s generosity
In spite of how much I tend to typically bad mouth people in general, I must admit that I know some mighty nice folks too. Lately I have been the recipient of a great deal of generosity. Afternoon at the salon, body scrub, pair of shoes, countless meals out, books, cell phone, boxes of Godiva, concert tickets… Feels weird since it means that I may have to stop all my bitching about how people suck. hmmm…what to do with all that free time…
A number of years ago everyone forgot my birthday. Not a single person even wished me a happy day and that included family and my (then) husband. Ever since that year I regularly treated myself to several treatments at the spa on my day, occasionally even spending the entire day lounging around in a robe getting the works.
This year I planned to stay home and do my own pampering, soaking my tootsies, slathering on lotions and oils, etc. but now, thanks to a pal of mine, I can go get a massage at my favorite spa. Turns out her significant other gave her a gift certificate for a massage almost a year ago and she never used it. She says she is just too insecure and uncomfortable to go get naked and let someone she doesn't know touch her. While I think it is a shame she is missing out, I am more than happy to take it off of her hands since it will have been a year since I last had a massage. I do think it is an unfortunate gift to give to a S.O. if he/she did not ask for it. Kinda like saying "Hey, I don't wanna actually have to touch you so I paid this other person to do it for me…"
This afternoon I headed to my favorite coffee shop to recover after having to spend time with the family. Since the ex moved out I only make it to the café a couple times a week since I no longer am avoiding the house and am cutting back on extraneous expenses. As I was sitting here, enjoying my latte and catching up on messages, one of the barristas came running out from the counter with a small bundle for me. Seems they made a batch of my favorite cookies the other day and she remembered how much I liked them so she wrapped up a few and hid them in the fridge for me until I came in so that I didn't miss out. Wouldn't let me pay for them but insisted it was a gift. How thoughtful!
I better get my shit together and pull my head out of my ass or I am never going to be able to repay everyone's kindness. I'd hate to have to start being nice!
A number of years ago everyone forgot my birthday. Not a single person even wished me a happy day and that included family and my (then) husband. Ever since that year I regularly treated myself to several treatments at the spa on my day, occasionally even spending the entire day lounging around in a robe getting the works.
This year I planned to stay home and do my own pampering, soaking my tootsies, slathering on lotions and oils, etc. but now, thanks to a pal of mine, I can go get a massage at my favorite spa. Turns out her significant other gave her a gift certificate for a massage almost a year ago and she never used it. She says she is just too insecure and uncomfortable to go get naked and let someone she doesn't know touch her. While I think it is a shame she is missing out, I am more than happy to take it off of her hands since it will have been a year since I last had a massage. I do think it is an unfortunate gift to give to a S.O. if he/she did not ask for it. Kinda like saying "Hey, I don't wanna actually have to touch you so I paid this other person to do it for me…"
This afternoon I headed to my favorite coffee shop to recover after having to spend time with the family. Since the ex moved out I only make it to the café a couple times a week since I no longer am avoiding the house and am cutting back on extraneous expenses. As I was sitting here, enjoying my latte and catching up on messages, one of the barristas came running out from the counter with a small bundle for me. Seems they made a batch of my favorite cookies the other day and she remembered how much I liked them so she wrapped up a few and hid them in the fridge for me until I came in so that I didn't miss out. Wouldn't let me pay for them but insisted it was a gift. How thoughtful!
I better get my shit together and pull my head out of my ass or I am never going to be able to repay everyone's kindness. I'd hate to have to start being nice!
Wednesday, October 01, 2008
Survey time!
Yeah, another night where I didn't sleep so well and my thoughts are occupied by things other than work so I spent my day messing around with a long survey so I at least looked productive.
Favorite object in your room?
Depends on the room I suppose but chances are good that it is my vibrator…I have them in a number of different rooms. One of the advantages to living alone with limited visitors.
What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
I have never been to Sonic even though they built one about a mile from my house last year. I'm not much of a fan of fast food places.
Favorite song?
I have loads of songs I like but "When Doves Cry" has been near the top of the list for a long, long time
What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
guess that depends on if I am still up or just getting up. Monster if I am up and cramming. Tequila if I am up and getting into trouble. Protein drink if I am up and planning to be productive.
Can you do pushups?
not plural. My bra does a rather fine job of pushing things up where I like them though. :)
What's your favorite restaurant?
Morton's
Do you like blue cheese?
well enough to be able to spell it correctly. Actually bleu cheese is my favorite dressing and near the top of my favorite cheeses
Ever been in a car wreck?
yep! The worst was when the semi dropped his load on another car and me. He did all sorts of nasty things to my face and my truck of three days!
Current worry?
that the person I care most about feels that I think he is nice only because he has bought me things. Of course, in the past I worried that he felt I only liked him because he is good looking so it is certainly possible that I simply worry too much…
What are you craving right now?
isolation, I'm thinking of hibernating for the winter
Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Never tried them until last spring but I am hooked. They are fabulous!
What's in your pocket?
which one? front left: cell phone; front right: keys, change, pink quartz; rear left: scratch paper with a poem on it; rear right: coupon and gift certificates to the book store
Worst injury you've ever had?
it's a toss up between the aforementioned accident with my truck or my stupid 'mystery' illness
What was the first think you thought of when you woke up?
why the hell is my damned dog making those horrid noises when I am supposed to be getting to sleep in today?!?
Best way for you to de-stress after a hard day?
snuggling up with someone I care about and knowing that all the shit 'out there' doesn't really matter at all
As a kid, did you like to read?
All the time! Everything I could get my hands on. I'm pretty much the same way now.
The main goal of your life is to...?
challenge preconceived notions
A word that accurately describes your personality:
eccentric
A philosophy that you try to live by:
live and let live
Do you ever secretly look down on someone because of their "label?"
Well, I try not to but cannot say that I have always been successful.
Why does almost everyone detest country music?
because they never give it a fair shot. Like all genres, some is great and some sucks ass.
What is one talent/skill that you wish you could master?
I wish I had some musical talent.
Would you consider yourself an independent person?
Yes, I have always had to be.
How do you handle bad arguments?
Badly
What is one of your favorite quotes?
"Milk is for babies. I drink beer." Arnold Schwarzenegger
What is something you do that is wasteful?
I drive too much. Spend time goofing around on the computer.
Are you "blunt," or do you sugarcoat your words?
It depends. I try to be nice but I have limited patience and sometimes I am just plain an ass without meaning to be.
When a stranger greets you, what's your general reaction?
What do you want?
If you planned a roadtrip, where would you go?
I'd be happy to plan one just about anywhere since I would like to get away for a few days but I'd love to make it to Alaska.
Is there a movie you LOVE, but everyone else seems to hate?
I am a huge fan of the classics, particularly Marilyn Monroe but everyone else I know thinks they are boring.
What is one way to win over your heart?
Be honest
What is the worst possible thing that someone could do to you?
lie and cheat
Do you have a favorite memory?
I have lots of great memories can't pick just one favorite.
The first band you remember liking?
The Monkees
What is your favorite thing about the opposite gender?
eyes, ass, muscles in general, the way they think
What is your favorite thing about your own gender?
physically? boobs! Otherwise, I am usually impressed with the way women will stand by the person they love no matter what – even when they really shouldn't.
What's worse for you--being thirsty, or being hungry?
Thirsty.
Why do people argue over whether cats or dogs are better?
I have no clue! I don't understand why people argue in general
Would you rather be an only child, or have 6 bro's and sis's?
only child.
What is your favorite season, and why?
Autumn by far. The changing color of leaves and getting to crunch through them when I walk. Apple cider, apple crisp, bon fires, warm days, cool nights – perfect for snuggling! What's not to like?
Do you deal well with guilt?
Not at all. Which is probably just as well. It makes me be a better person since I do my best to avoid anything that would make me feel guilty.
Are you impulsive?
I can be.
Manipulative?
No. I'd rather do for myself than have someone do something for me they are not willing to do freely.
What is your favorite word?
right now I am enjoying 'asshat'
How did your first relationship end?
I learned he was cheating on me.
Do you pay particular attention to what you eat?
Yeah, I have been lately.
When your home alone, do you still close the door when you use the restroom?
not all the way
If you have to go grocery shopping, would you rather go alone or with someone?
depends on if I am buying food just for myself or to share
It's your friend's birthday, do you buy them a gift even though they didn't buy you one for yours?
Yes. I love to give gifts and do not do it out of a sense of obligation but because I want to make them happy.
You win the lottery. What do you do?
buy a mini Cooper, a '59 Cadillac convertible and travel
Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
LOUD! In my old truck they could hear me from blocks away.
When do you prefer to take a shower, morning or night?
morning, otherwise my hair just looks goofy all day
Can you watch scary movies alone?
Of course. I am the protector, never the protectee.
Soft bed or firm?
firm
Would you rather stay home all day, or be out and about?
I have a tendency to lock myself up in my house and never come out. I have been trying to improve on that over the last couple years but I am about ready to give up.
What are your plans for October?
nothing really fantastic. Last year I had too many plans for the month. This year hardly anything is going on.
If money were not a problem, where would you like to live?
in a log home out in the middle of no where but unless I manage to win the lottery and no longer need to work for a living that isn't likely to happen.
What is one fear that you can't seem to overcome?
if you know me, you already know and if you don't, it is none of your business
Would you rather have roommates or live alone?
alone
Do you like to drive?
love it! I keep thinking I should have grown up to be a truck driver.
You're having a bad day, what's one thing can make your day better?
copious quantities of alcohol
What is your favorite breakfast food?
I'm not really a breakfast person but I do love bacon!
Your phone rings at 4am, who do you expect it to be?
no one. I don't get late night phone calls any more
Do you ever wonder what your ex is up 2?
only if he seems to be exhibiting stalker-like behaviors
What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
Secretary. I'm also a fan of "Breakfast at Tiffany's" sappy, I know…
Do a lot of people think you're pretty?
nah. I can pull off beautiful but pretty and cute are not really my thing.
Do you have strong feelings for anybody right now?
yeah
Do you think your ex still loves you?
I don't think my ex ever really loved me. Want to possess me like an object for show? sure! but love? no
What is your favorite thing to wear?
a bathrobe and fuzzy slippers
Last thing you ate?
beef jerky
Does anyone you know want to date you?
there are plenty of people who don't know me that want to date me
Do you love anyone?
yes
Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
my own
Have you ever bungee jumped?
no, not yet.
Have you ever gone white-water rafting?
yes
What was the last movie you watched?
Iron Man
What are you wearing right now?
rolled up jeans, black tee, white socks, black skull tennies
What's your favourite song right now?
I have been enjoying Pink's "So what" quite a bit
Have you ever had your mouth washed out with soap?
no, mom used Tabasco instead. Just led me to love really spicy foods!
What is one thing you spend way too much money on?
gas
Have you ever been in a fist fight?
yes
Were YOU the one who started it?
No, I have never started a fight without someone laying their hands on me first.
Where's the weirdest place you've ever kissed someone?
weirdest location or weirdest part of their body?
What's the most you've drank in a night?
an entire bottle of tequila and two beers. Not something I would recommend.
Have you ever considered suicide?
yes
What are 2 of your favourite movies?
Hard Candy and Lion King
What was your favourite pet?
my adorable, blond-haired, blue-eyed one. Non-human? Renaldo, my black angora kitty
Do you have any secrets that nobody knows?
yes
Do you have any plans for new years yet?
nope
Have you ever made out on your bed?
not on my current bed
Do you know anyone who has messed up your life?
yes, it was me. I have done a bang up job of fucking things up on several occasions.
are you good at hiding your feelings?
most of the time although I have blown it a few times too
do you trust people easily?
no
do you give out second chances easily?
no, it is rare but I have done so when the person is really special to me
how do you feel about change?
it is inevitable
has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
yes
where's your shirt from?
House of Pain
Favorite object in your bedroom?
my bed
Do you own guns?
yes
What does your last sent text say?
"Awesome! I didn't even know you were lifting weights"
Do certain songs remind you of certain people?
yep!
What is the last thing you used your own money for?
I pretty much only use my own money. Haven't had any one offer to let me blow all of their cash.
Have you ever had a best friend that was a member of the opposite sex?
yes, several times
How often do you shower?
at least once a day
Red, blue, or black pens?
blue
Small or big dogs?
big! The yippy ones drive me nuts.
Who is the last to sleep in your bed?
I am the only one to have ever slept in my bed
Favorite Day of the Year?
November 7
What books are you reading?
"Witchdame," "Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas," "Religious Literacy," "The Road of Lost Innocence"
Favorite flower?
jasmine or gardenias
Are you allergic to anything?
dogs and dust. My house has both
Do you realize it when you curse?
yes – I curse far too often.
If you are being extremely quiet what does that mean?
nothing, I am usually quite
What's your favorite card game?
cribbage
Who was the last person to call you?
Alecia
Has anyone ever tried to shove their religion in your face?
yes
Are you wearing make up?
nope
Who is the last text in your inbox from and what does it say?
ha! My last text was a multi-media event. A picture of a bicep with text that reads "U like these guns" and audio that says "Get your tickets to the gun show!"
What's the most recent CD you've bought?
Doll Domination
Are you much more mature than those your own age?
depends on the aspect, in many ways I am probably more immature since I never had kids. In other ways I am more mature because I can be less superficial.
Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize?
no, doesn't really matter any more though
Do you know a secret about your ex and if he/she pisses you off will you tell?
nah. I know plenty of secrets but I am not willing to use them like that.
Who was the last person to give you a ride somewhere?
I rarely ride with other people. I either give the ride or just drive myself. I have had far too many people flake out on me and leave me places. I'd rather know how I am getting home when I leave it.
Have you ever kissed anyone who;s name started with a J?
every chance I get. He has two J's so his kisses are twice as nice!
Is any part of your body sore?
yes. I'd be irritated with myself if it wasn't.
Do you care if people hate you for no reason?
not really although it seems pretty stupid to do so when there are plenty of good reasons to hate me
Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
far more often than I would like
Have you told anybody you loved them today?
no
Are you better at math or art?
math
Science or History?
science. I am terrible when it comes to history.
Do you own a digital camera?:
yes (Thanks Amanda!)
How old is the cellphone you have right now?:
not even a week (Thanks JJ!)
How many funerals have you been to in your lifetime?:
way too many. I had a three month period a year ago where I lost seven people I was close to.
When was the last time you were at a mall?
last Wednesday
What radio station would be playing in your car right now?
nothing better be playing in my truck right now since I am inside but I have no clue what the radio is set to since I primarily listen to CDs
Do you have somebody clean your house?
ha! sadly, no.
To whom did you last give the finger?
some dipshit who needs to either learn to drive better or get a bigger car
Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
lots
Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided seeing him?
yes
What's the last thing you cried about?
stupid mistakes
Who was the last person who yelled at you?
people don't often yell at me but the last guy who did was someone who was driving like an idiot and I flipped him off. He followed me to the gas station and started yelling at me until I climbed out of my truck. He then took off pretty fast.
What is your natural hair color?
dark brown with red highlights and far more grey than I would like
Do you have trust issues?
yes. Current people get punished for the losers of my past.
When was the last time you were really sick?
last January
Have you ever been called a bad influence?
lots of times!
Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
yep
Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
of course
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
it depends. If I forgive you, then it is gone. If I don't, I can hold the grudge forever.
Last game you played and with who?
Bad Baby with some guys at the coffee shop
When was the last time you had your hair cut?
middle of July
When did you last eat chicken fajitas/a chicken quesadilla?
last Friday I had a buffalo chicken fajita. YUM!
Have you ever driven more than 5 hours to spend a few hours with someone?
yes
Who do you admire the most in your family?
my niece and nephews are awesome! The rest can all go to hell.
What was your last dream about?
nothing nice
I say Shotgun, you say:
more ammo!
Who would you like to see right now?
Ed McMahon holding one of those giant checks made out to me.
If you could pack up and move, would you?
I have been awfully tempted lately
Is there something that reminds you of someone every time you see / hear it?
loads of things. I can be overly sentimental.
Have you ever been nice to someone who treated you like crap?
sure
Have you lost contact with someone you wish you didn't?
Yes a few people seem to have dropped off the face of the earth. Perhaps they went into the witness protection program.
Is there someone you will never forget?
There are several people like that
Do you have a box where you keep all your really important things, like notes, photos?
yes
Have you read a whole book in a day?
many, many times.
Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
often! I'm really just a giant kid
Why aren't you in bed?
because it is about time to go drinking!
Did you do laundry today?
no, I have a huge (and I mean HUGE!) pile of stuff to get done. Fortunately, I have lots of clothes
Do you subscribe to any magazines?
quite a few
Do you ever buy the same shirt in different colors?
sometimes. Hell, sometimes I'll buy a couple in the same color.
Last time you rode a bicycle?
a few weeks ago
Can you touch your toes?
yes, I can still place my hands flat on the floor
Ever been on a blind date?
yes, it was incredibly uncomfortable! Not sure how much was the blind date part, how much was the fact that it was a double date and how much was because the guy had a crush on me and was so nervous the whole time that he could barely talk or eat.
Last wedding you attended?
that of a couple people I know in the community.
Ever been in a cop car?
yes
Do you like Michael Jackson?
I did back when he was still black
Do you eat eggs?
often! I could really go for a broccoli and salmon fritatta right now.
Have you ever tried illegal drugs?
yes
Have you ever made out with one of your top friends?
yes!
Have you ever been in a play?
yes
Do you like clowns?
I don't really care either way
Ever had your driver's license suspended?
no
Would you ever dye your hair purple?
every chance I get! :)
Have you ever cheated on a bf/gf?
no
What is one thing that all of your ex's have in common?
they were all dumb enough to lose me! heheh
Ever thought you were pregnant and you really weren't?
no. Never even taken a pregnancy test. I am many things but not that irresponsible.
Do you look your age?
It is hard to say. People tell me I don't but they may just be trying to be nice.
Anything good happen yesterday?
it was date night! And I got one of those kisses that stick with you for days :D
What song is stuck in your head?
Chuck Berry! It's a classic.
Say something positive about yourself?
I get better and better every day!
Does it make you uncomfortable when you receive a compliment?
Depends. I just get irritated if I think it is a phony way to start a conversation with me. Sometimes the real ones will make me uncomfortable though.
What is the nicest thing someone did for you yesterday?
did I mention that kiss I got???
What makes waking up worthwhile?
getting to learn new things
Has there ever been a time when someone didn't accept your apology?
Yes. I am capable of being a complete ass sometimes without even realizing it until later when I stop to reflect on things.
How did you feel about that?
I felt bad but can understand.
Would you ever date someone if they were physically unattractive?
Beauty really is in the eye of the beholder. There are plenty of people I think are fantastic that my friends question and vice versa. I think everyone has something physically attractive about them.
Would you date someone smarter than you?
Sure. I have dated plenty people smarter than me. Dummies turn me off!
Describe the loneliest time in your life?
my marriage – enough said.
Are you accepting of other people's religions and beliefs?
Yes. None of us know for sure any great 'Truth' that is out there and maybe he/she can put a good word in for me when it is all over with.
Is there anything someone could say to really upset you/hurt your feelings?
Well that all depends on the person but if it is someone I care about of course they can.
Have you ever been bullied? How did it make you feel?
No, I tended to bully the bullies.
What were you doing at 10 last night?
snuggling on the bed and watching The Shield
Ever thrown up from a roller coaster or an amusement park?
nope! I love rides.
Are you talkative?
not normally but there are a few topics that will get me going
Latest you stayed up in the past week?
6 a.m.
Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
yep! I have one of each in mind.
Does your phone ring in the middle of the night often?
no, not any more
Have you ever fallen asleep in someone's arms?
yes
Has anyone ever called you "scrumptious" before?
no but I do know someone who regularly calls me "Yummy"
Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
yes but then I have lived out of my vehicle so it was a given at the time.
Have you ever been betrayed by someone you thought you could trust?
oh yes!
What was on your mind mostly today?
someone I like a lot
The last time you were in the fridge, what were you looking for?
stuff to pack in my lunch
Ever sleep at work?
yes, I once had a job that paid me to sleep.
In the last conversation you had with yourself, either aloud or in your head, what did you say?
I'm chewing myself out for being an insensitive jerk yesterday.
Do you own a pair of Uggs?
several, I bought them way before they became trendy to own.
Have you ever experienced a "crazy ex"?
sure have
Do you like to cuddle?
Love it! In a perfect world, I would get to go about my day while snuggling with the one I care about.
Do you currently have a hickey?
nope. Never had one.
Do you know anyone with cancer?
yeah :(
Who did you last call babe/baby?
almost said it the other day but stopped myself. It has been years.
Who kills the spiders and bugs in your house?
no one better be killing anything in my house on purpose. Hell, last week I was taking a bubble bath and some big clumsy spider came racing along the edge of the tub and fell in the water. I scooped him out and put him somewhere safe so the cats couldn't get him until he recovered and crawled off on his own.
What is your favorite flavor of lifesavers?
Butter Rum although Pep-o-mint is a close second (and a good excuse to get a hottie in a dark room!)
What is the biggest amount of money you've ever had at one time?
On my person? $10,000
Has anyone ever accused you of being gay?
yeah, my family was convinced for years that I was gay since I was not married.
Do you own a kite?
no although I have considered getting one. As a kid I got one in my Easter basket every year and then dad would promptly get it caught in a tree while trying to teach me how to fly it. I still wanna try some day. Who knows, maybe I can manage to get it stuck in a tree all by myself!
Do you have nightmares very much?
often enough that I just consider them dreams now
Have you ever cried to get away with something?
nah. I may have tried it once as a kid but didn't work.
Do you use recycle bins at your house?
Yep! I recycle and compost. Even hugs trees on occasion.
Favorite object in your room?
Depends on the room I suppose but chances are good that it is my vibrator…I have them in a number of different rooms. One of the advantages to living alone with limited visitors.
What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
I have never been to Sonic even though they built one about a mile from my house last year. I'm not much of a fan of fast food places.
Favorite song?
I have loads of songs I like but "When Doves Cry" has been near the top of the list for a long, long time
What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
guess that depends on if I am still up or just getting up. Monster if I am up and cramming. Tequila if I am up and getting into trouble. Protein drink if I am up and planning to be productive.
Can you do pushups?
not plural. My bra does a rather fine job of pushing things up where I like them though. :)
What's your favorite restaurant?
Morton's
Do you like blue cheese?
well enough to be able to spell it correctly. Actually bleu cheese is my favorite dressing and near the top of my favorite cheeses
Ever been in a car wreck?
yep! The worst was when the semi dropped his load on another car and me. He did all sorts of nasty things to my face and my truck of three days!
Current worry?
that the person I care most about feels that I think he is nice only because he has bought me things. Of course, in the past I worried that he felt I only liked him because he is good looking so it is certainly possible that I simply worry too much…
What are you craving right now?
isolation, I'm thinking of hibernating for the winter
Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Never tried them until last spring but I am hooked. They are fabulous!
What's in your pocket?
which one? front left: cell phone; front right: keys, change, pink quartz; rear left: scratch paper with a poem on it; rear right: coupon and gift certificates to the book store
Worst injury you've ever had?
it's a toss up between the aforementioned accident with my truck or my stupid 'mystery' illness
What was the first think you thought of when you woke up?
why the hell is my damned dog making those horrid noises when I am supposed to be getting to sleep in today?!?
Best way for you to de-stress after a hard day?
snuggling up with someone I care about and knowing that all the shit 'out there' doesn't really matter at all
As a kid, did you like to read?
All the time! Everything I could get my hands on. I'm pretty much the same way now.
The main goal of your life is to...?
challenge preconceived notions
A word that accurately describes your personality:
eccentric
A philosophy that you try to live by:
live and let live
Do you ever secretly look down on someone because of their "label?"
Well, I try not to but cannot say that I have always been successful.
Why does almost everyone detest country music?
because they never give it a fair shot. Like all genres, some is great and some sucks ass.
What is one talent/skill that you wish you could master?
I wish I had some musical talent.
Would you consider yourself an independent person?
Yes, I have always had to be.
How do you handle bad arguments?
Badly
What is one of your favorite quotes?
"Milk is for babies. I drink beer." Arnold Schwarzenegger
What is something you do that is wasteful?
I drive too much. Spend time goofing around on the computer.
Are you "blunt," or do you sugarcoat your words?
It depends. I try to be nice but I have limited patience and sometimes I am just plain an ass without meaning to be.
When a stranger greets you, what's your general reaction?
What do you want?
If you planned a roadtrip, where would you go?
I'd be happy to plan one just about anywhere since I would like to get away for a few days but I'd love to make it to Alaska.
Is there a movie you LOVE, but everyone else seems to hate?
I am a huge fan of the classics, particularly Marilyn Monroe but everyone else I know thinks they are boring.
What is one way to win over your heart?
Be honest
What is the worst possible thing that someone could do to you?
lie and cheat
Do you have a favorite memory?
I have lots of great memories can't pick just one favorite.
The first band you remember liking?
The Monkees
What is your favorite thing about the opposite gender?
eyes, ass, muscles in general, the way they think
What is your favorite thing about your own gender?
physically? boobs! Otherwise, I am usually impressed with the way women will stand by the person they love no matter what – even when they really shouldn't.
What's worse for you--being thirsty, or being hungry?
Thirsty.
Why do people argue over whether cats or dogs are better?
I have no clue! I don't understand why people argue in general
Would you rather be an only child, or have 6 bro's and sis's?
only child.
What is your favorite season, and why?
Autumn by far. The changing color of leaves and getting to crunch through them when I walk. Apple cider, apple crisp, bon fires, warm days, cool nights – perfect for snuggling! What's not to like?
Do you deal well with guilt?
Not at all. Which is probably just as well. It makes me be a better person since I do my best to avoid anything that would make me feel guilty.
Are you impulsive?
I can be.
Manipulative?
No. I'd rather do for myself than have someone do something for me they are not willing to do freely.
What is your favorite word?
right now I am enjoying 'asshat'
How did your first relationship end?
I learned he was cheating on me.
Do you pay particular attention to what you eat?
Yeah, I have been lately.
When your home alone, do you still close the door when you use the restroom?
not all the way
If you have to go grocery shopping, would you rather go alone or with someone?
depends on if I am buying food just for myself or to share
It's your friend's birthday, do you buy them a gift even though they didn't buy you one for yours?
Yes. I love to give gifts and do not do it out of a sense of obligation but because I want to make them happy.
You win the lottery. What do you do?
buy a mini Cooper, a '59 Cadillac convertible and travel
Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
LOUD! In my old truck they could hear me from blocks away.
When do you prefer to take a shower, morning or night?
morning, otherwise my hair just looks goofy all day
Can you watch scary movies alone?
Of course. I am the protector, never the protectee.
Soft bed or firm?
firm
Would you rather stay home all day, or be out and about?
I have a tendency to lock myself up in my house and never come out. I have been trying to improve on that over the last couple years but I am about ready to give up.
What are your plans for October?
nothing really fantastic. Last year I had too many plans for the month. This year hardly anything is going on.
If money were not a problem, where would you like to live?
in a log home out in the middle of no where but unless I manage to win the lottery and no longer need to work for a living that isn't likely to happen.
What is one fear that you can't seem to overcome?
if you know me, you already know and if you don't, it is none of your business
Would you rather have roommates or live alone?
alone
Do you like to drive?
love it! I keep thinking I should have grown up to be a truck driver.
You're having a bad day, what's one thing can make your day better?
copious quantities of alcohol
What is your favorite breakfast food?
I'm not really a breakfast person but I do love bacon!
Your phone rings at 4am, who do you expect it to be?
no one. I don't get late night phone calls any more
Do you ever wonder what your ex is up 2?
only if he seems to be exhibiting stalker-like behaviors
What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
Secretary. I'm also a fan of "Breakfast at Tiffany's" sappy, I know…
Do a lot of people think you're pretty?
nah. I can pull off beautiful but pretty and cute are not really my thing.
Do you have strong feelings for anybody right now?
yeah
Do you think your ex still loves you?
I don't think my ex ever really loved me. Want to possess me like an object for show? sure! but love? no
What is your favorite thing to wear?
a bathrobe and fuzzy slippers
Last thing you ate?
beef jerky
Does anyone you know want to date you?
there are plenty of people who don't know me that want to date me
Do you love anyone?
yes
Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
my own
Have you ever bungee jumped?
no, not yet.
Have you ever gone white-water rafting?
yes
What was the last movie you watched?
Iron Man
What are you wearing right now?
rolled up jeans, black tee, white socks, black skull tennies
What's your favourite song right now?
I have been enjoying Pink's "So what" quite a bit
Have you ever had your mouth washed out with soap?
no, mom used Tabasco instead. Just led me to love really spicy foods!
What is one thing you spend way too much money on?
gas
Have you ever been in a fist fight?
yes
Were YOU the one who started it?
No, I have never started a fight without someone laying their hands on me first.
Where's the weirdest place you've ever kissed someone?
weirdest location or weirdest part of their body?
What's the most you've drank in a night?
an entire bottle of tequila and two beers. Not something I would recommend.
Have you ever considered suicide?
yes
What are 2 of your favourite movies?
Hard Candy and Lion King
What was your favourite pet?
my adorable, blond-haired, blue-eyed one. Non-human? Renaldo, my black angora kitty
Do you have any secrets that nobody knows?
yes
Do you have any plans for new years yet?
nope
Have you ever made out on your bed?
not on my current bed
Do you know anyone who has messed up your life?
yes, it was me. I have done a bang up job of fucking things up on several occasions.
are you good at hiding your feelings?
most of the time although I have blown it a few times too
do you trust people easily?
no
do you give out second chances easily?
no, it is rare but I have done so when the person is really special to me
how do you feel about change?
it is inevitable
has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
yes
where's your shirt from?
House of Pain
Favorite object in your bedroom?
my bed
Do you own guns?
yes
What does your last sent text say?
"Awesome! I didn't even know you were lifting weights"
Do certain songs remind you of certain people?
yep!
What is the last thing you used your own money for?
I pretty much only use my own money. Haven't had any one offer to let me blow all of their cash.
Have you ever had a best friend that was a member of the opposite sex?
yes, several times
How often do you shower?
at least once a day
Red, blue, or black pens?
blue
Small or big dogs?
big! The yippy ones drive me nuts.
Who is the last to sleep in your bed?
I am the only one to have ever slept in my bed
Favorite Day of the Year?
November 7
What books are you reading?
"Witchdame," "Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas," "Religious Literacy," "The Road of Lost Innocence"
Favorite flower?
jasmine or gardenias
Are you allergic to anything?
dogs and dust. My house has both
Do you realize it when you curse?
yes – I curse far too often.
If you are being extremely quiet what does that mean?
nothing, I am usually quite
What's your favorite card game?
cribbage
Who was the last person to call you?
Alecia
Has anyone ever tried to shove their religion in your face?
yes
Are you wearing make up?
nope
Who is the last text in your inbox from and what does it say?
ha! My last text was a multi-media event. A picture of a bicep with text that reads "U like these guns" and audio that says "Get your tickets to the gun show!"
What's the most recent CD you've bought?
Doll Domination
Are you much more mature than those your own age?
depends on the aspect, in many ways I am probably more immature since I never had kids. In other ways I am more mature because I can be less superficial.
Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize?
no, doesn't really matter any more though
Do you know a secret about your ex and if he/she pisses you off will you tell?
nah. I know plenty of secrets but I am not willing to use them like that.
Who was the last person to give you a ride somewhere?
I rarely ride with other people. I either give the ride or just drive myself. I have had far too many people flake out on me and leave me places. I'd rather know how I am getting home when I leave it.
Have you ever kissed anyone who;s name started with a J?
every chance I get. He has two J's so his kisses are twice as nice!
Is any part of your body sore?
yes. I'd be irritated with myself if it wasn't.
Do you care if people hate you for no reason?
not really although it seems pretty stupid to do so when there are plenty of good reasons to hate me
Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
far more often than I would like
Have you told anybody you loved them today?
no
Are you better at math or art?
math
Science or History?
science. I am terrible when it comes to history.
Do you own a digital camera?:
yes (Thanks Amanda!)
How old is the cellphone you have right now?:
not even a week (Thanks JJ!)
How many funerals have you been to in your lifetime?:
way too many. I had a three month period a year ago where I lost seven people I was close to.
When was the last time you were at a mall?
last Wednesday
What radio station would be playing in your car right now?
nothing better be playing in my truck right now since I am inside but I have no clue what the radio is set to since I primarily listen to CDs
Do you have somebody clean your house?
ha! sadly, no.
To whom did you last give the finger?
some dipshit who needs to either learn to drive better or get a bigger car
Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
lots
Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided seeing him?
yes
What's the last thing you cried about?
stupid mistakes
Who was the last person who yelled at you?
people don't often yell at me but the last guy who did was someone who was driving like an idiot and I flipped him off. He followed me to the gas station and started yelling at me until I climbed out of my truck. He then took off pretty fast.
What is your natural hair color?
dark brown with red highlights and far more grey than I would like
Do you have trust issues?
yes. Current people get punished for the losers of my past.
When was the last time you were really sick?
last January
Have you ever been called a bad influence?
lots of times!
Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
yep
Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
of course
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
it depends. If I forgive you, then it is gone. If I don't, I can hold the grudge forever.
Last game you played and with who?
Bad Baby with some guys at the coffee shop
When was the last time you had your hair cut?
middle of July
When did you last eat chicken fajitas/a chicken quesadilla?
last Friday I had a buffalo chicken fajita. YUM!
Have you ever driven more than 5 hours to spend a few hours with someone?
yes
Who do you admire the most in your family?
my niece and nephews are awesome! The rest can all go to hell.
What was your last dream about?
nothing nice
I say Shotgun, you say:
more ammo!
Who would you like to see right now?
Ed McMahon holding one of those giant checks made out to me.
If you could pack up and move, would you?
I have been awfully tempted lately
Is there something that reminds you of someone every time you see / hear it?
loads of things. I can be overly sentimental.
Have you ever been nice to someone who treated you like crap?
sure
Have you lost contact with someone you wish you didn't?
Yes a few people seem to have dropped off the face of the earth. Perhaps they went into the witness protection program.
Is there someone you will never forget?
There are several people like that
Do you have a box where you keep all your really important things, like notes, photos?
yes
Have you read a whole book in a day?
many, many times.
Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
often! I'm really just a giant kid
Why aren't you in bed?
because it is about time to go drinking!
Did you do laundry today?
no, I have a huge (and I mean HUGE!) pile of stuff to get done. Fortunately, I have lots of clothes
Do you subscribe to any magazines?
quite a few
Do you ever buy the same shirt in different colors?
sometimes. Hell, sometimes I'll buy a couple in the same color.
Last time you rode a bicycle?
a few weeks ago
Can you touch your toes?
yes, I can still place my hands flat on the floor
Ever been on a blind date?
yes, it was incredibly uncomfortable! Not sure how much was the blind date part, how much was the fact that it was a double date and how much was because the guy had a crush on me and was so nervous the whole time that he could barely talk or eat.
Last wedding you attended?
that of a couple people I know in the community.
Ever been in a cop car?
yes
Do you like Michael Jackson?
I did back when he was still black
Do you eat eggs?
often! I could really go for a broccoli and salmon fritatta right now.
Have you ever tried illegal drugs?
yes
Have you ever made out with one of your top friends?
yes!
Have you ever been in a play?
yes
Do you like clowns?
I don't really care either way
Ever had your driver's license suspended?
no
Would you ever dye your hair purple?
every chance I get! :)
Have you ever cheated on a bf/gf?
no
What is one thing that all of your ex's have in common?
they were all dumb enough to lose me! heheh
Ever thought you were pregnant and you really weren't?
no. Never even taken a pregnancy test. I am many things but not that irresponsible.
Do you look your age?
It is hard to say. People tell me I don't but they may just be trying to be nice.
Anything good happen yesterday?
it was date night! And I got one of those kisses that stick with you for days :D
What song is stuck in your head?
Chuck Berry! It's a classic.
Say something positive about yourself?
I get better and better every day!
Does it make you uncomfortable when you receive a compliment?
Depends. I just get irritated if I think it is a phony way to start a conversation with me. Sometimes the real ones will make me uncomfortable though.
What is the nicest thing someone did for you yesterday?
did I mention that kiss I got???
What makes waking up worthwhile?
getting to learn new things
Has there ever been a time when someone didn't accept your apology?
Yes. I am capable of being a complete ass sometimes without even realizing it until later when I stop to reflect on things.
How did you feel about that?
I felt bad but can understand.
Would you ever date someone if they were physically unattractive?
Beauty really is in the eye of the beholder. There are plenty of people I think are fantastic that my friends question and vice versa. I think everyone has something physically attractive about them.
Would you date someone smarter than you?
Sure. I have dated plenty people smarter than me. Dummies turn me off!
Describe the loneliest time in your life?
my marriage – enough said.
Are you accepting of other people's religions and beliefs?
Yes. None of us know for sure any great 'Truth' that is out there and maybe he/she can put a good word in for me when it is all over with.
Is there anything someone could say to really upset you/hurt your feelings?
Well that all depends on the person but if it is someone I care about of course they can.
Have you ever been bullied? How did it make you feel?
No, I tended to bully the bullies.
What were you doing at 10 last night?
snuggling on the bed and watching The Shield
Ever thrown up from a roller coaster or an amusement park?
nope! I love rides.
Are you talkative?
not normally but there are a few topics that will get me going
Latest you stayed up in the past week?
6 a.m.
Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
yep! I have one of each in mind.
Does your phone ring in the middle of the night often?
no, not any more
Have you ever fallen asleep in someone's arms?
yes
Has anyone ever called you "scrumptious" before?
no but I do know someone who regularly calls me "Yummy"
Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
yes but then I have lived out of my vehicle so it was a given at the time.
Have you ever been betrayed by someone you thought you could trust?
oh yes!
What was on your mind mostly today?
someone I like a lot
The last time you were in the fridge, what were you looking for?
stuff to pack in my lunch
Ever sleep at work?
yes, I once had a job that paid me to sleep.
In the last conversation you had with yourself, either aloud or in your head, what did you say?
I'm chewing myself out for being an insensitive jerk yesterday.
Do you own a pair of Uggs?
several, I bought them way before they became trendy to own.
Have you ever experienced a "crazy ex"?
sure have
Do you like to cuddle?
Love it! In a perfect world, I would get to go about my day while snuggling with the one I care about.
Do you currently have a hickey?
nope. Never had one.
Do you know anyone with cancer?
yeah :(
Who did you last call babe/baby?
almost said it the other day but stopped myself. It has been years.
Who kills the spiders and bugs in your house?
no one better be killing anything in my house on purpose. Hell, last week I was taking a bubble bath and some big clumsy spider came racing along the edge of the tub and fell in the water. I scooped him out and put him somewhere safe so the cats couldn't get him until he recovered and crawled off on his own.
What is your favorite flavor of lifesavers?
Butter Rum although Pep-o-mint is a close second (and a good excuse to get a hottie in a dark room!)
What is the biggest amount of money you've ever had at one time?
On my person? $10,000
Has anyone ever accused you of being gay?
yeah, my family was convinced for years that I was gay since I was not married.
Do you own a kite?
no although I have considered getting one. As a kid I got one in my Easter basket every year and then dad would promptly get it caught in a tree while trying to teach me how to fly it. I still wanna try some day. Who knows, maybe I can manage to get it stuck in a tree all by myself!
Do you have nightmares very much?
often enough that I just consider them dreams now
Have you ever cried to get away with something?
nah. I may have tried it once as a kid but didn't work.
Do you use recycle bins at your house?
Yep! I recycle and compost. Even hugs trees on occasion.
