Thursday, February 12, 2009
It's been a lazy day
Fuck! I need to stop going out every night. I really could use some quality sleep. This morning I was outside and halfway to my truck before I realized I was still wearing my fuzzy slippers. Since I cannot get away with closing my office door and taking a nap under my desk I shall have to wile away my time with typing miscellaneous stuff I scribbled earlier, silly MySpace surveys and the like. Feel free to go about your business; it is going to be a long one!
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Got to chat with one of my favorite people Sunday. She was telling me about learning to cross-country ski for her birthday. Mentioned how she was watching everyone else and was amazed and how well she was doing. Thought that she must have some natural talent, a gift for the sport. Then she learned that the Special Olympics group was there for the day.
It is good to begin learning humility and to laugh at yourself while still young.
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I still love to play Car Wars. The original version, circa 1983. Even more so with my power nerd nephew. That kid is brilliant! Got ‘im hooked on Death Race too. I may be a bad role model but I am an awesome aunt!
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Eavesdropping at the coffee shop when it is busy is a blast. Where else can one hear discussions about “flaming phalluses” and two men discussing at length how amazed they are that their wives continue to put up with their stupid, worthless asses? (their words, not mine!)
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Damn! If you are stylish enough to own a pair of bright purple jeans, you should also be stylish enough to avoid wearing them with a vibrant yellow t-shirt and silver tennis shoes. Please forgive any typos but I shall have to rely entirely on touch typing until my eyesight returns.
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What is it with people who resist learning new things? Who steadfastly refuse to even attempt to try something new? Why is it that they are so inclined to brag about not knowing something? It is like they are proud of their ignorance. I swear every time I meet someone I just end up disgusted.
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Anyone who knows me at all knows how much I despise it people who yell to me across a room rather than coming over to chat with me. And, I always love Hard Times but even more so when usual baristas are on. Lately, when someone is so fucking rude as to shout to me from another table I no longer even need to say a word. I happily ignore the jackass while he/she comes out and tells the guy that he will be kicked out if he interrupts me again. If I ever win the lotto I am hiring them FT just to follow me around and keep other away.
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Okay, I stole this from a friend of a friend. I get to make a list of things that make me happy and another of things that wear on my last damn nerve. I tried to keep it relatively balanced since there are many days when I could easily be stuck on one or the other.
Relaxing while a friend brushes/styles my hair 
Professors who know less about the topic they are teaching than I do Foot rubs and getting my toe nails painted When my flashcards get bent/creased corners Setting a personal record in the weight room 
Ass hats who plant their car in the left lane of a highway while going 5mph<> Getting to play with a new firearm People/strangers who interrupt me to chat when I am clearly in the middle of studying/reading Flashy/crazy shoes and purses
People who do not respond to my messages Working on crossword puzzles with a partner Overly ambitious/energetic neighbors who shovel/snow blow/mow the lawn in the early AM when I am trying to sleep Exchanging long alliterative messages Smeary/smudged/grimy lenses on my glasses Bubble baths with trashy novels Men who approach me with, “Wow! You are really tall…” Coming home to find my sidewalks have been cleared by my mystery shoveler Squishy, mushy tomatoes Dark chocolate!!!!!!!!! “Friends” who disappear whenever they are in a romantic relationship only to reappear when things to go hell Being the person to get the last no-bake cookie Being the person in line behind the one who got the last no-bake cookie at HT Getting to stay home on a Friday night with pizza and a cheesy movie People who are on their cell phones constantly or take random calls in the middle of a conversation. Silly made up games that lead to uncontrollable fits of giggling The fact that red hair color/nail polish does not last nearly as long as any of the other colors Skipping work to see movies in an empty theatre on opening day Men who bitch about how women never make the first move but who then aren’t interested when they do because there is no thrill-of-the-chase Fluffy, fake fur coats that are like being hugged by a teddy bear when I wear them People who carry on conversations by shouting to the other party Getting together with friends for lots and lots of dim sum The rat bastard who stole my phone. Supposedly he is in jail right now for murder. I hope he is violently assaulted every fucking night for the rest of his life! Vibrant, freshly colored hair People who constantly talk about doing an activity but then do not follow through when the opportunity arises Thunderstorms. The louder the better. Bicyclists who want to claim a full lane of traffic and slow the whole motherfucking street down but then completely ignore any traffic signals and drive wherever they hell they want to if it means they don’t have to wait. Vibrators!!!!!!!!!! Dead batteries Playing dress up for the camera People who agree to meet me for coffee and then sit around and whine that they do not like coffee. Bumping into someone I can play cribbage with Strangers who call me honey, baby, sweetie… Finding an equal/competent sparring partner People who randomly take pics of me and then share them with others. WTF? Scoring a parking spot right in front of the coffee shop/bar on a Friday or Saturday night Paying money to airlines so they can treat me like shit. Watching kittens play People who write, “Congradultions!” Spending the day making a big pot of chili, corn bread and a sweet potato pie. Mmmm… People who talk on the phone in the gym while relaxing on the piece of equipment I want to use. The first flowers of spring poking through the snow Prejudice. Really, if you think that you are better than someone else due to your color, naughty bits, sex partner, whatever… then you most assuredly are NOT. Spending time studying the intricacies and patterns of M.C. Escher’s work Catching a wiff of the pickled-pigs feet & cabbage concoction that one of my coworkers came up with last night and is reheating for lunch today. Stumbling upon a new version of a Prince song (I have at least 10 versions of Gett Off) Parking meters that eat my money. Ditto vending machines. Flights of tequila People at concerts who feel their friends should listen along on the cell phone. Gospel choirs Nail polish that chips <24> Two-steppin’ People who think they can avoid regular hygiene by dousing their stinky ass with a body spray. Lilac bushes Crowds. Oh, and long lines. Eating fresh raspberries from the garden Coming home to learn that my cats think tampons make wonderful toys. Completing an entire painting without error Lip goo that leaks out of its container and all over the inside of my pocket. Finding a forgotten $20 in my freshly washed jeans The chlorine flavored bottled water available at my job/school. Getting snail mail that isn’t a bill or sales pitch People who are too fucking insecure to just say what they want and dance around the issues. Having an afternoon free to curl up in my big comfy chair with a book, cup of tea and the sun shining down on me submissives, especially strangers, who approach me and assume I want to play with them just because I am not in a relationship. Tooling around town on a pseudo-spring day with the windows down and stereo blaring People who complain that they are bored. If you are bored, it is because you are boring. Shut up! Wearing a fedora Running out of Puffs Plus when my allergies are acting upWarm from the oven chocolate chip cookies and an ice cold glass of milk Hmmm…do we notice a trend with most of the things on the list of peeves start with “People…” or some variation on that? I’m telling you, there is an isolated cave out there somewhere just waiting for me to move in with all my stuff.
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Let the survey begin!!!
Ever been given a ring?
Nope but I have bought several nice ones for myself.
Favorite Christmas gift you received this year:
A black leather jacket. Can never own too much leather! :)
Thing(s) you spend a lot of money on?
books
Do you own a pair of dice?
I own lots of dice with anywhere from 4 – 100 sides. What do you need?
Biggest lie you have heard?
"I love you"
Favorite comedian?
I can’t pick just one. Mitch Hedberg was great. Wanda Sykes and Ron White are awesome too!
How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
I lost count years ago.
Pancakes or French Toast?
French toast. Pancakes are just big soggy sponges as far as I am concerned.
Can you play pool?
I used to be pretty decent when I played regularly. Now I am simply tolerable.
How many times have you been to the ER?
hmmm…at least 25. Maybe more
Does your ex hate you?
nah, I don’t think any of them hate me.
How ticklish are you?
that information is classified but I do know that there is only one person who can get away with trying to find out
Where is your biological father at?
in a small cardboard box
Have you ever had a pet fish?
No. I really want an aquarium but am holding off for now.
Do you like surprises?
I love surprises!
Last trip you took to the zoo?
still boycotting them
Last four things you drank?
water, protein drink, monster, green tea
How often do you take pain medication?
about five times a year or so
How did you wake up this morning?
grudgingly, slowly
What are you wearing?
jeans, long-sleeve hoodie tee and, most importantly, fuzzy, leopard print Doc Martin boots
Do you clean when you're upset?
sometimes
Can you play Guitar Hero?
never tried but it looks like fun
Have you ever had a dream about people you love dying?
yes, often
Is your birthday on a holiday?
well, it is MY birthday, that is as much of a holiday as there can be as far as *I* am concerned!
Have you ever had sex with your number 5?
I don’t have number 5… If I get one will I get more sex? Good sex?
Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
oh my, yes!
Have you ever in anyway, been betrayed by someone you thought you couldn't?
sadly, yes
Has someone ever told you that they would be with you forever?
yes , I know several liars.
The person you have feelings for shows up at your house, what do you do?
I would be rather shocked!
Did you do something bad today?
what definition of bad are you using? Naughty? Sure! Morally? nah
Are you going to have a Valentine this year?
hahahaha! Now that is funny.
Did you get any compliments today?
personally? No, but my boots did.
Have you kissed more than three people in one night?
yes. I love to kiss!
How old is the oldest person on your top friends?
39
Is anyone in your top a virgin?
yes although the other three are such ho’s that they essentially cancel her out
Did you have sex today?
yep and I rocked my world!
What are you currently reading?
hmmm…let’s see: The Mathematics of Sex, Programming the Human Biocomputer, Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming and The Evil that Men Do
Did you have any unread text messages this morning when you woke up?
yes
Are your eyes the same color as your mom's or dad's?
dad's
When a friend walks out of your life, do you go after them or let them go?
it depends on the situation but usually just let them go
Is it cute when you get kissed on the forehead?
yes but not many people can kiss me on the forehead
What is your favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?
12-grain bread and grape jelly
Who was the last person to walk out of your life and hurt you?
there is no point in naming names. We are okay now.
Did you mean it when you said "I love you" last?
Of course
Do you know anyone that smokes weed?
Most of the people I know
Do you think your last ex deserves to die?
No. We don’t belong together and I have no desire to chat with him but he is decent enough and I don’t wish him harm.
Are looks important?
Important? Yes, to a degree. So many more people are good looking than what is shoved at us through the media though and I am tired of people being brainwashed or too fucking wussy to say so.
Do you love where you live?
yes, for the most part
Do you think you can last in a relationship for a year without cheating?
I can go years without cheating because I don't believe in cheating. If I don’t respect him enough to be faithful, why bother to lie or be with him at all?
Where do you keep your money?
Money? I have money??? Cool! I have apparently hidden it so well that even I don’t know where it is.
Is your second toe longer than your first?
No. I am odd but I am not a mutant. :D
What color are your toenails usually?
I switch it up every time they are painted. Right now they are a frosted black but I could use a pedicure.
What color are your bedroom curtains?
black velvet
Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time?
to put in birthday cards I was giving
Last person to give you a business card?
I don’t remember the name; that is what the business card is for!
Last time you received flowers/a flower?
I usually get a rose or two about once a month.
Last time you parked under a carport?
about a month ago at Psycho Suzi’s
Do you have a little black dress?
yes although I rarely wear dresses.
Do you like your family?
my niece and nephews are great!
Are you a miracle child?
only if you count the fact that I was born less than 9 months after my parents were married.
Do you have someone who is your hero?
no
Have you ever physically hurt someone on purpose?
yes, but then you already knew that…
Have you ever been in serious physical pain?
yes
Have you ever been in serious emotional pain?
yes
Are you stubborn?
far more often than I should be. I have improved immensely over the last few years though so I am making progress.
What's the worst thing you've ever done?
yeah right, like I would put that on here
What color is your iPod?
hot pink (yes, I finally got one. How could I resist the appeal of not having to shove the buds into my ears and even more tempting: no cords!?! Thanks Amanda!!!)
What kind of dog do you have?
Great Dane and boxer mix
How is your hair?
freshly dyed, blue-black and just past my shoulders
What is something you need to go shopping for?
I really could use some groceries. All my fridge has at the moment is beer and condiments.
Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?
It has been a long time. People don’t love me. Haven’t you been paying attention?
Do you enjoy late night phone conversations?
I am not really a phone person due to the poor hearing but yeah the ones I have had I enjoyed quite a bit.
Do you think too much or too little?
waaaaay too much
Most disliked food:
I am not a fan of corn but soggy bread is what really disgusts me. Bleh!
Has anyone ever mistaken you for someone else?
No, but my mother has mistaken other people for me. Even carried on lengthy conversations with them face to face. Ha, better them than me!
Do you like to text or call more?
Text for the most part because it tends to be less intrusive and my hearing sucks but I will call if more detail is necessary.
Could you forgive your best friend for sleeping with your bf/gf?
no, I wouldn’t even try
How late did you stay up last night and why?
4:30 am. I was busy and lost track of time. Even then I had to force myself to go to bed so I could get up at 7:30.
If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
Yes. I would have bought Microsoft at $7 <-ohhh, I’m gonna keep that one! Thanks Her Evilness Do you still turn to your parents for advice or comfort? ha! Not bloody likely! What do you do when you have a bad day? curl up in my big chair and veg in front of the TV How many albums do you have? albums? Only about 7. CDs on the other hand? ~1300 Have you ever wanted to delete your account? I have considered it but instead just deleted over half the people on my friends list. Would you put a 'Truth Box' on your page? hehe…I have considered it as well. I find the apps irritating, especially all the spam I get from others who download them but the Truth Box does seem like it might be fun. Have you ever lost anybody close to you? too many. They either run like hell from me once they get to know me or kill themselves. Consider that your warning. Ever given your all to someone who walked away? yep Name all the pets you have had: Pepe, Dana, Topaz, Oscar, Renaldo, Sophia, Portia, Klaus, Pietro, Francesca, Ruko, Luccia, Mira How do you like your steak cooked? medium rare What is your favorite salad dressing? bleu cheese Why, you gonna make me dinner? I could really go for a steak and salad right now!!! Do you like to draw or paint? I used to draw quite a bit but lately I have been attempting painting. Like music, I have no talent at all. Just do it privately for fun. Have any cool scars? The majority of my scars are on the inside. Why is the world unfair? because people suck Get the number or give the number? Usually people give me theirs, I rarely give mine out. Favorite CD(s)? Prince: Purple Rain, Pink Floyd: The Wall, Rammstein: Live aus Berlin, Flogging Molly: Drunken Lullabies When I'm drunk I tend to: become talkative and think that I am hilarious. What is your favorite shot? I usually drink tequila. Do you consume more than 2 alcoholic beverages on daily basis? nope. I maybe have two a week most of the time although I will admit to some exceptional weeks as well… Do you turn into a chain smoker while drunk? I used to. Coffee or alcohol both go well with a cigarette. What was your best Garage Sale find? a beautiful antique vanity What was the last sporting event you attended? MMA cage match What do you order at McDonald's? I only go there once a year (and it is getting close to that time, thanks for the reminder!) I get a filet-o-fish, large fries and a half chocolate, half shamrock shake. How old is the mattress on your bed? almost exactly 1 year Do you have any picture frames without a picture in them? Yes. I took down all the ones from the ex but did not have any pics to put in their place and so just the empty frames are hanging there. It was part of a big collage and it looked even weirder without the frames back up where they had been. When and where was your last speeding ticket or car accident? Queens, Corona Ave., about two and a half years ago Are you your mom's favorite child? not even close! Hell, I am not even her second favorite and she only had the two of us. Do you keep magazines by your toilet? yep! The last time you got dressed up, where did you go? Seven sushi bar Do you have a friend you can tell stuff to and be sure they won’t tell? No. I don’t know a damned soul who can keep a secret. What color are your eyes? Normally they are green but today I have blue. Colored contacts are fun! If you were kicked out of your current residence whom would you call? I am not planning to call anyone. What do you bite on more, your tongue, lip, or nails? lip. I chew on it far too often, especially now that it is cold out and get chapped so easily. How many texts are in your inbox right now? 45 and the damned thing only holds 50. Have I mentioned lately how much I hate the fucker who stole my phone??? Do you know how to play poker? It is possible. Got any money? Do you have a secret that no one knows but you? I have a million secrets that no one knows about me Have you ever been punched in the face? Yes , and if you are going to do so, you better make it a good one! Do you even try hard at school? Rarely. I would be happy to if I had classes that were more challenging. Is there someone you wouldn't mind kissing right now? Of course! I love to kiss. Ever been told you were loved by someone who didn't mean it? Yep. Every last one of them. That reminds me of a riddle. How can you tell when someone is lying? His lips are moving. Would you ever live with anyone on your top friends? Yes, had planned on doing so although I don’t think his girl friend would have liked it one bit. Have you ever made a promise you would die to keep? yes Would you kill someone else to save a loved one? In a heartbeat. It would be their last one. Last time you saw your brother? At my father’s funeral. ~16 years ago If you were going on a TV show, which one would it be? I’d enjoy being on CSI or Bones. Make me a bloody, gory murder vic! Are you imagining anyone naked right now? well I wasn’t but now that you brought it up… What’s your favorite type of flower? gardenias What movie can you watch over and over? Loads of them. Gentlemen Prefer Blonds, Dark Knight, Tank Girl, Men in Black, any of the Saw flicks What was the last movie you went to see, and who did you go with? Coraline. I went by myself.
# posted by Phoenix : 2/12/2009 06:19:00 PM
