Rising Up From The Ashes

Spent some time thinking about my stalker this weekend.
Found myself wondering how long he/she has been around.
Curious about some odd things I noticed over the winter and would love to know if any were clues I should have picked up on sooner.
Frankly, I have to say that I find myself a little irritated.
What the hell kind of lazy SOB am I dealing with here?
I mean, if you are going to be a stalker, put a little effort into it.
Don't just hang around my place eating a big breakfast.
How are you going to get any attention that way???

My first stalker stole stuff. Broke into my car and apartment several times to take personal items.
Number two followed me around. Showing up at friend's homes and public venues. Creating scenes and generally being a noisy pain in the ass.
The last one killed things. Regularly leaving freshly decapitated animals on my doorstep or the hood of my car with blood still flowing from the neck.
That has all been done.

New person is going to have to find some way to distinguish him/herself.

Maybe bring some dead roses or something.
Hey, if you are coming into my place anyway maybe you could tidy up. My dust allergy is really a bitch, if you could take care of that, it would really bump you up to the top of the list.

Any way, all of that occurred to me over the weekend but I never actually got the time or inspiration to actually write it down or type it up.

Tonight I was studying in the CFS Lab until 9p. My student worker was in the Psych Lab until 8p. My office is in the back corner of the Psych Lab. At some point between 8 and 9p someone got into the locked lab then into my locked office and left a new pack of cigarettes and a Bic lighter on top of my keyboard.
Menthols but not my preferred brand.
Bad stalker!
Ought to know my brand and ought to know that I quit months ago.
Unless he/she is hoping to cause me enough stress that I start smoking again.
Not likely with these half-assed attempts.

Got home to find a stack of quarters piled neatly on the A/C next to the front door.
$2.75.
Not great but it is a start...