Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Scene at the gym
yep! it finally happed. I snapped on one of the idiots at the gym.
Jackass greeted me today by walking up to me and slapping my ass while saying "Hey baby!"
?!?
Within moments I had hold of him and was about to slam him into the wall before realizing that the mirrors might shatter. At the last instant I opted for the machine I had been working on instead. Mirror would have probably hurt him less, being flat, rather than the sharp corners of the equipment. Oh well. *shrug*
WTF would make someone think this is an appropriate way to greet someone they don't know? much less me?
I crawl out of bed first thing in the morning, chug a protein shake while the mutt is outside, then throw on my $5 Kmart sweat pants, a ragged old t-shirt that is three sizes too big and run out the door. I don't even brush my teeth until I am done with my workout. I look pretty damned ragged the whole time I am there. Hell, even on my best days I've been known to look rather raggedy so I just don't get it.
and really, even if I was a cute young thing, it is a pretty fucking ridiculous way to say 'hello' to someone you have been calling the wrong name for the last two months.
with any luck perhaps I managed to make a big enough ass out of myself that I can resume my workouts in peace, without interruption. I do believe I was quite loud enough to get everyone's attention…
Jackass greeted me today by walking up to me and slapping my ass while saying "Hey baby!"
?!?
Within moments I had hold of him and was about to slam him into the wall before realizing that the mirrors might shatter. At the last instant I opted for the machine I had been working on instead. Mirror would have probably hurt him less, being flat, rather than the sharp corners of the equipment. Oh well. *shrug*
WTF would make someone think this is an appropriate way to greet someone they don't know? much less me?
I crawl out of bed first thing in the morning, chug a protein shake while the mutt is outside, then throw on my $5 Kmart sweat pants, a ragged old t-shirt that is three sizes too big and run out the door. I don't even brush my teeth until I am done with my workout. I look pretty damned ragged the whole time I am there. Hell, even on my best days I've been known to look rather raggedy so I just don't get it.
and really, even if I was a cute young thing, it is a pretty fucking ridiculous way to say 'hello' to someone you have been calling the wrong name for the last two months.
with any luck perhaps I managed to make a big enough ass out of myself that I can resume my workouts in peace, without interruption. I do believe I was quite loud enough to get everyone's attention…
# posted by Phoenix : 8/26/2008 11:49:00 PM
