Rising Up From The Ashes

You there, with all the damned MySpace apps, STOP IT!

They have to be some of the most irritating things ever.
Created by some loser who wasn't smart enough to write a real computer virus so he has all of you swamping your family and friends with this shit instead.
Really.
You are irritating enough as it is.
Don't make me delete you.

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Love how some fuck can threaten to kill the pets, never visits or 'babysits' them so I can go on vacation but then whines like a three-year-old when he stops by to remove the last of his stuff and they ignore him completely. Ran away when he tried to approach.

Bye-bye stereo.
Hello free space!

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I have apparently found a cure for insomnia. Work two jobs with two hours at the gym in between. Within a week I find I can sleep anywhere, any time.

Maybe I'll take a nap on the john later to save some time.

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Oh, and a special tip just for my neighbor: you will probably have better luck selling your rusty old snow blower if you don't try to do it when it is 90 degrees out.

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Most of you know by know that I don't normally kill bugs. If they stay out of reach I leave them alone entirely. If they insist on crawling around in my space I usually take them outside.

Yesterday I was sitting outside waiting for someone to come jumpstart the truck and a wasp flew up and hit me in the side of the head. I laughed. Silly wasp couldn't see me sitting here. That must have pissed one of them off because it flew over and stung my cheek. Ok fine. Apparently I was in their space. I got up and moved. No problem.

When I got home in the evening the little bastards were waiting to attack me. I think they even called in reinforcements. As I was unlocking my front door eight of the fuckers stung me. They were not stopping either. Shaking various body parts would not remove them (although I am sure it was quite comical to anyone who could see) I had to pick them off one by one and later spent more time removing a couple stingers.

Happily it turns out I am not allergic but I am mad.
I now have enough wasp and hornet spray to recreate Auschwitz one-thousand fold.

Bring it on!

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For those of you who have my personal email, I had to change my address because of issues with Comcast. Seems the ex gets them. My new one is easy enough, add an 'm' to the front and switch the I's to 1's. If that makes no sense, just drop me a line and I can actually spell it out for you but I didn't find an easy way on here to send it to just the people I already know and want to have it so this shall have to do for now. After tomorrow though the old one will not come to me so don't bother to send anything unless you want to chat with my ex for some reason.

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I am off to catch a couple hours of sleep.