Thursday, July 24, 2008
I’d like an ax
About a year ago, friends of the guy I was going out with got busy talking over drinks about how scary I am and how they wouldn't want to run into me in a dark alley, at least without an ax. Pansies!
Let me tell you though, I am about ready to go looking for an ax of my own. I want to take it to the S.O.B. who came up with the Axe body spray ad campaign. Seriously. Who's bright idea was it to encourage some funky ass smelling guy that all he needs to do is douse himself in some rank body spray and chicks are going to lust after him? Dude, take a fucking shower! Really. It is just water. It won't kill you. Unless, of course, I am forced to submerge your head into it for making me suffer through not only your nasty B.O. but also the putrid crap you are trying to use to disguise it rather than just taking care of some basic hygiene tasks. Hell, when I can see the gas cloud around you as you approach I already know that this is not going to go well. God forbid I get caught downwind from you before I can make my escape.
stupid, smelly fuckers
Let me tell you though, I am about ready to go looking for an ax of my own. I want to take it to the S.O.B. who came up with the Axe body spray ad campaign. Seriously. Who's bright idea was it to encourage some funky ass smelling guy that all he needs to do is douse himself in some rank body spray and chicks are going to lust after him? Dude, take a fucking shower! Really. It is just water. It won't kill you. Unless, of course, I am forced to submerge your head into it for making me suffer through not only your nasty B.O. but also the putrid crap you are trying to use to disguise it rather than just taking care of some basic hygiene tasks. Hell, when I can see the gas cloud around you as you approach I already know that this is not going to go well. God forbid I get caught downwind from you before I can make my escape.
stupid, smelly fuckers
# posted by Phoenix : 7/24/2008 04:06:00 PM
