Sunday, July 27, 2008

Foolish, worthless rant

WHAT THE HELL?

why would you say to someone, "You look really busy. Like you are working hard, busy and really trying to concentrate," then proceed to sit your ass down and start yacking about a bunch of shit that is totally unrelated to anything that the two of you have ever spoken about in the past???

you stupid self-centered piece of crap!
Does it look like I have nothing else going on in my life?
I have nothing better to do that listen to you ramble on about working and the crap you bought today and someone that you met at the gas station and would like to date?
I DON'T CARE!!!
Really!
I am just sitting here, typing away while this fucker rambles on about how busy he is.
He barely stops to take a breath even though I am obviously NOT listening at all…
I told him I am busy.
That I don't have time to chat right now.
I make no eye contact.
Don't respond in anyway to his yammering.
Just keep typing and pretending like I am actually working.
And yet he won't stop.
Won't go away.
arrgghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now he is even going on about how impressive it is that I can work and listen to him at the same time.
Why is it he thinks I give a shit at all?

God!!!!!!

I don't even know what he is talking about any more because I will be damned if I encourage this invasion but still he talks.
I am being attention raped.
He can't take a hint.
Won't listen when I tell him straight out that I don't want to talk.
Guess I will just have to give up and walk away.
Fuck it!
I finally just looked him straight in the eye and told him to go away.
That he was interrupting me and that I was not interested in chatting today.
He said, "Oh, okay." Then got up and left.

For about two minutes.

Then he came back with a bag of shit from his car.
Proceeded to sit back down with me and pull miscellaneous crap out.
Right now he is telling me about a pen he found.
A fucking stupid, non-descript, twenty-five cent ink pen.
He is quite concerned that someone, some where is missing this damned pen.

Hmmm…wonder if I can interest him in a magic trick.
Want to see me make this pen disappear?

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